Don't Put Yourself Out For People.
It's Not Worth The Arse-Ache.
Halloween Is My Favourite Time Of Year.
The Whole Irony Of The Masks.
It's Taken Me Well Over A Month To Find Words.
My Skeleton Is Falling Apart.
My Skull Bones Hurt From Over Thinking Possible Scenarios.
My Jaw Bones Hurt From Keeping My Mouth Shut Tight.
My Neck Bones Hurt From Holding This Head Up High.
My Rib Cage Hurts From Being The Only Thing In The Way Of Pulling The Ticker Out And Throwing It Away.
My Back Bones Hurt From Holding My Shoulders Back, Bum In, Tits Out.
My Hip Bones Hurt From Trying To Avoid The Duck Waddle.
My Knee Bones Hurt From Stopping Me Falling Down On Them.
My Leg Bones Hurt From Trying To Keep Up With You.
If You Didn't Know Me You'd Probably Think That's The Only Part Of Me Left That's Real.
Safe To Say Sometimes I Feel The Same.
My Hair Is Dyed And Mostly Fake.
I Glue On My Eyelashes.
Draw On My Lips.
My Chest Is Pushed Up Within An Inch Of It's Life.
My Nails Are Acrylic.
My Waist Is A Corset.
My Butt And Shape Wear Knickers Are BFF's.
My Legs Covered In Nylons.
Stilletoes For Height.
'You'd Be Suprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap' - Dolly Parton.
Will Always Be My Favourite Statement.
Good Friends Are Like Your Favourite Expensive Perfume.
Get Them Out On Special Ocassions.
Not As Often As You'd Like To.
Don't Use Too Much As You're Scared Of Running Out.
Reliable, Long Lasting And Beautiful.
However That Knock Off Petrol Based £1 Off The Market Jobby?
Leave It There, Where It Belongs.
I'm Not Saying Because It Fucking Stinks.
Or Because It's Probably Going To Give You A Rash.
But Because It Doesn't Deserve To Be Anywhere Near You.
Invest In Something Special.
Someone. xXx
